Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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