That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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