she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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