with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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