Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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