Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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