Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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