I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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