I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I didn't notice because vodka
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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