Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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