dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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