My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.