yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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