Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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