I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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