Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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