Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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