so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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