im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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