distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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