He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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