The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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