Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
