Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
...so i touched it.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
