Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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