Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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