I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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