So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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