shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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