i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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