hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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