omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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