People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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