I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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