Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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