READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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