Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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