I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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