I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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