is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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