I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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