i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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