I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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