69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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