please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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