I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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