Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
