Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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