drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize