Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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