I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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