Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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