Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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