he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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