its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
